Putting the "BAM" in Obama
I voted for Obama, and the fact that he murderously terminated a fly's existence makes me even prouder that I did.
There are a few groups that it's generally bad to be on the same side of an issue as, and PETA is one of them. Now that PETA has criticizied Obama's cold-blooded, much-publicized atrocity, my support for Obama's anti-fly initiative has taken root. Count me in as one of what I suspect are many genocidal fly-haters and, when the opportunity exists, fly-killers.
Sure, I was raised Christian. And I am a big proponent of the Golden Rule. It's just that, all things being equal....well, flies just aren't equal, and they never will be. Something about that fact that you can barely see them and, oh yeah, they suck. Literally.
So, kudos to you, President Obama, for demonstrating your power, quick reflexes, and staunch determination in squashing that bug.
Now, can you do the same thing to the Republicans?
There are a few groups that it's generally bad to be on the same side of an issue as, and PETA is one of them. Now that PETA has criticizied Obama's cold-blooded, much-publicized atrocity, my support for Obama's anti-fly initiative has taken root. Count me in as one of what I suspect are many genocidal fly-haters and, when the opportunity exists, fly-killers.
Sure, I was raised Christian. And I am a big proponent of the Golden Rule. It's just that, all things being equal....well, flies just aren't equal, and they never will be. Something about that fact that you can barely see them and, oh yeah, they suck. Literally.
So, kudos to you, President Obama, for demonstrating your power, quick reflexes, and staunch determination in squashing that bug.
Now, can you do the same thing to the Republicans?
posted by chrismanganello at 2:33 PM
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